AM Radio
The following is a fictional depiction of a typical AM talk radio segment-- inspired by Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Laura Ingram:
Host:
Today at the Bay Colony Community College in Spanglebrook, Massachusetts, George Hornswallow a liberal, economics professor spoke to a group of liberal democrats at a young democrats meeting on campus. During his speech he described the Republican party as, and I quote, "a party of white, uber-religious sheep following a mentally retarded shephard on a path of racist destruction-- not unsimilar to the destruction caused by Nazi Germany."
This is a perfect example of liberal America's detachment from the mainstream... liberals are so blinded by their hatred of America and freedom that they will say and do anything. What nerve these democrat hate mongers have-- How can they think that it is ok to relate their fellow Americans to the most hateful and destructive regime in history? For those of you who are wondering why they do this-- it is a ploy... it is a ploy to try to get people to join their conservative hate party. I know a group of people who use similar tactics-- a group that spreads lies about American policy to get people to join their ranks.... the terrorists. Liberals don't listen to reason, they hate the system that has put their republican counterparts in power, and they cannot stand our christian morals-- the morals that our forefathers so clearly wanted to be a part of our government. Terrorists have the same exact philosophy-- they don't listen to reason, they hate our system of freedom and they hate our religion... and just like the liberals these terrorists will say and do anything to disrupt the wants and needs of mainstream America--- just look at how the liberals attempted to block the nomination of judges!
This makes me happy though-- because I know as long as these lunatic liberals keep up what they're doing-- they will never have control of the house, the senate or the presidency ever again...
And as for George Hornswallow-- I believe that we cannot have the people that are in charge of teaching our children saying obviously anti-american and questionably treasonous statements... I am urging you to write to the president of Bay Colony Community College and demand the removal of this lunatic. We have to work together to end the major problem we have with college professors in this country: radical liberalism. I think we can all agree that we need to make sure that this man never teaches another class as long as he lives.
If you think i'm exaggerating... just turn on AM radio during the day and you will hear this kind of crap repeated over and over again... it's on 9 hours a day (not to mention 24 hours a day on a certain cable television news channel). If you don't understand why the above segment is total crap leave an Anon message and I'll explain.
Host:
Today at the Bay Colony Community College in Spanglebrook, Massachusetts, George Hornswallow a liberal, economics professor spoke to a group of liberal democrats at a young democrats meeting on campus. During his speech he described the Republican party as, and I quote, "a party of white, uber-religious sheep following a mentally retarded shephard on a path of racist destruction-- not unsimilar to the destruction caused by Nazi Germany."
This is a perfect example of liberal America's detachment from the mainstream... liberals are so blinded by their hatred of America and freedom that they will say and do anything. What nerve these democrat hate mongers have-- How can they think that it is ok to relate their fellow Americans to the most hateful and destructive regime in history? For those of you who are wondering why they do this-- it is a ploy... it is a ploy to try to get people to join their conservative hate party. I know a group of people who use similar tactics-- a group that spreads lies about American policy to get people to join their ranks.... the terrorists. Liberals don't listen to reason, they hate the system that has put their republican counterparts in power, and they cannot stand our christian morals-- the morals that our forefathers so clearly wanted to be a part of our government. Terrorists have the same exact philosophy-- they don't listen to reason, they hate our system of freedom and they hate our religion... and just like the liberals these terrorists will say and do anything to disrupt the wants and needs of mainstream America--- just look at how the liberals attempted to block the nomination of judges!
This makes me happy though-- because I know as long as these lunatic liberals keep up what they're doing-- they will never have control of the house, the senate or the presidency ever again...
And as for George Hornswallow-- I believe that we cannot have the people that are in charge of teaching our children saying obviously anti-american and questionably treasonous statements... I am urging you to write to the president of Bay Colony Community College and demand the removal of this lunatic. We have to work together to end the major problem we have with college professors in this country: radical liberalism. I think we can all agree that we need to make sure that this man never teaches another class as long as he lives.
If you think i'm exaggerating... just turn on AM radio during the day and you will hear this kind of crap repeated over and over again... it's on 9 hours a day (not to mention 24 hours a day on a certain cable television news channel). If you don't understand why the above segment is total crap leave an Anon message and I'll explain.
posted by spankidiots at 6:05 PM
3 Comments:
i'm not saying i disagree with you, i just wanna indulge in your (i trust) rational counterpoint. a lot of my convservative family members say that same shit about how liberals hate america and all that, its ridiculous...
Indulge:
These talk show hosts repeatedly find one liberal that makes a stupid statement and then they mischaracterize the whole of American liberals by saying "This is liberal America for you..." No it's not... yes there are some dumb liberals-- there are also some dumb conservatives-- but that does not mean that all liberals or all conservatives are idiots. I guess it is hard to come up with honest ways to fill up 3 hours of talk radio--
Secondly, when did disagreeing with somebody become unamerican? As I remember-- this country was started by disagreement... remember the declaration of independence? However, for some reason... because I'm not pro-war, and I don't want the bible to help with policy making, and I believe in a woman's right to choose, and just because I think George W Bush is not a good president... I am a hater of America? Just because I disagree with the current leadership of the country doesn't mean that I hate America-- I don't even see how they could argue that in any logical way? Unless they are honestly trying to argue that everyone should always agree with what our leaders do...
Also-- these AM radio hacks have successfully turned the word "liberal" into a bad word. My girlfriend had somebody say to her in a condescending way "That's very liberal of you." How ignorant can people be? Do they know what that word means?
For you idiots... the definition of "Liberalism" is-- A political theory founded on the natural goodness of humans and the autonomy of the individual and favoring civil and political liberties, government by law with the consent of the governed, and protection from arbitrary authority. -- isn't that horrible?
Lastly-- these Clearchannel stumblefucks are the biggest hypocrites on the face of the planet. They get so upset (rightly so) when somebody compares American policy to Hitler-- but then they turn around and consistently refer to the left as being comparable to the terrorists... I hear it almost every day... so ridiculous.
Today I actually heard Rush Limbaugh say "What upsets me the most about Democrats is how condescending they are, how arrogant they are and how often they lie." <-- Hypocrisy Central.
Haha its funny cause its true. We are all fucked and both sides wants to point out the bad parts of the other without realizing that they are sinking to the same depths of those they are speaking of. Ex. Michael Moore vs. Bernard Goldberg. Bernard hates Moore for his films but a recent book by Bernard called "The Top 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America" is the exact same thing that Michael Moore does but from a Conservative view point. It twists the truth with such an extreme bias that nobody knows what is true. (by the way Michael Moore is ranked #1 in the book) Anywho, it's party politics and it sucks but there are douches on both sides.
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